Oh, what a catch, right?

So I was on the phone with my friend Bonnie and she was telling my some pretty exciting news...that she's pregnant! Well, during this conversation, Josh thought it would be fun to call me over and over again. He ended up leaving 3 messages and called I think 6 times, so the last time he called I had to tell Bonnie, I'm sorry, I have a very impatient husband, so if you could excuse me for one second, I will answer his call and be right back. So I answered his call and I said:
"Honey, there is a reason why I am not answering the phone." He says, "There is?" and I say, "Of course there is, you nerd, I'm on the other line with Bonnie." And he says, "Oh, okay, just call me when you're done."
Are you serious? That's what I answered the phone to hear? I thought maybe there was something major going on because he wouldn't stop calling and he never does that. Well anyway, he's a nerd and here are the three messages he left that I listened to afterward: (This is what I have to deal with all the time)

(Listen to message 1, 2, and 3 to the right of this post)

I guess he's kind of cute, but seriously dude! Anyway, I came home and had one message on the house phone as well, but I won't bother you with that one. It pretty much sounds the same as the others.

I guess the whole point of this post is to find out if any of you have to deal with crazy spouses like this either or if I'm the only lucky one.